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fxisback: he stuck his whole hand in the dough…
My girl takes pictures of me a lot. And so I oblige. However I’m trying to cook dinner honey look what you’re making me do sheesh!
realitytvgifs: me trying to cook breakfast
bethmuniverse: Wish she was cooking for me…..I would be down on her ass while she tries to cook!
daddyswhore: My daughter was constantly staying inside. I tried to convince her to go out and hang out with others her age. Instead, she convinced me that she belonged at home with me, a man much older than her.
vintagegal: A Clockwork Orange (1971) “There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-pl
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch
bumbledeefumble: tesladyneindustries: theshitpostcalligrapher: one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out
colerockstarr: When me or bae trying to cook. #Verseshit 👅👅
phdbimbo: good girls are comfortable in the kitchen! i want to be a good girl. (this one’s also kind of personal for me. since i’ve stopped doing any science as part of my phd, i’ve been trying out cooking/baking as a replacement activity that
absolutelyvantastic: adderallmornings: javeliner: pewpewker: my friend brought over some school projects he found from elementary school and this book has recipes from his classmates these are some highlights please Milk, about 2 noodle
funsexydragonball: Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: Ok but imagine: Goku’s tail getting frisky with Chi-Chi while she’s trying to cook dinner or something mundane like house work. It’s always bugged me. Why don’t Trunks or
ma-morrison: If he can cook then… Well, buy him one and leave him in charge. Theo tried to cook for me once… It was really sweet, but he ended up burning the curtains and his hand in the process, so, I wouldn’t say I would let him use the kitchen
cumbeardbear: cook-a-licious: Tried to post a short wank video but it got blocked. Trying a gif instead… If you like really amateur… follow me! http://cumbeardbear.tumblr.com/ Reblog always welcome! If you want your pic on my side… let me
Me trying to cook
unknown-219:This is honestly the norm. Father trying to cook and me being a fool😭 He was smiling even though we couldn’t see it lol
oneofthosecrazygays:something that really amuses me is the look on girls’ faces when another girl undresses or is naked in front of themI mean, look at those adorable dorks trying to hide their gay
pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
tzaris: My son, trying to prove to me that I look angry when I’m cooking, lol. #scruff #tattoos #hairy #instagay #chest #bear #gaybear #inked #instahomo #tattoo #inkedmen by hangthedeeej http://ift.tt/1yKDtct
unknown-219: unknown-219: This is honestly the norm. Father trying to cook and me being a fool😭 Throw back!❤️✌🏾
I really wanna complain about bad work shit today but instead i’ll talk about the friendly teen boys who tried to play a prank by setting all the ~novelty cooking timers shaped like hamburgers~ to go off at the same time but not realising that a.)
Ok, just bear with me. I'm trying to cook something up here.
He started singing to me as I tried to take a picture of him cooking breakfast #whatabum #10days
howtobeterrell-deactivated20141: Tempie Cummins, Age Unknown “The white chillun tries teach me to read and write but I didn’ larn much, ‘cause I allus workin’. Mother was workin’ in the house, and she cooked too. She say she used to hide in
so-not-the-norm: Me trying to cook Thanksgiving Dinner…..
kunformig: nerdrampage: lovexoangie: caviarcam: merryjae: My roommate tried to cook chicken… 😒😒😒😒 GET BEHIND ME SATAN I scrolled past like “why tf am I looking at biscuits baking” and then I unmuted 😔😓 Those aren’t biscuits
thepoeticlovechild: kunformig: nerdrampage: lovexoangie: caviarcam: merryjae: My roommate tried to cook chicken… 😒😒😒😒 GET BEHIND ME SATAN I scrolled past like “why tf am I looking at biscuits baking” and then I unmuted 😔😓
thefrenchyway: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and
smitethepatriarchy: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it
fang107: thebootydiaries: ya-olo: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and
blvckgeezus: kingdemon94: unknown-219: This is honestly the norm. Father trying to cook and me being a fool😭 That form sturdy af Lmao
erikaloveless: artemis047: erikaloveless: ecchi-kiiss: Artist - reccu @artemis047 Can’t I even cook dinner without you trying to make me cum? I just love you too much
leanaisnotabanana: Me trying to cook intricate holiday recipes
punchlove-drunk: Just trying to cook a meal for a girl then make her my meal. Feel me?
unknown-219: unknown-219: This is honestly the norm. Father trying to cook and me being a fool😭 In honors of Father’s Day, why don’t we bring this back😂
beffalumps:I asked Twitter to help me make an OC and they made a Furry. He makes cooking videos on TikTok.Also tried out CSP & it’s neato timelapse feature!!
